The Slutcracker
The Slutcracker is back for its 11th season! Don't miss out on this legendary holiday tradition!
The Slutcracker is a burlesque and dance theater production created and directed by the Queen of Sluts herself, Sugar Dish (Vanessa White), and has been performing to SRO audiences since it debuted in 2008.
Ring in your holidays with the magic of Tchaikovsky and a blizzard of glittery dancers of all stripes. Make it YOUR holiday tradition. Tits the season.
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Event Location: Somerville Theatre, 55 Davis Square, Somerville, MA 02144
Check times: Tickets $30 - Calendar
About: The Slutcracker is a parody of Tchaikovsky's famed 1890s ballet, Casse Noisette, or The Nutcracker. We premiered in 2008. Sold-out audiences that first season literally fried Somerville Theatre's ticketing system. We performed at Theatre St. Denis in Montreal in 2010.
Our story preserves the structure of the original ballet. The main characters have only grown-up. A courtship and a devious Aunt Drosselmeyer set the stage for Clara's transformation and awakening in the Kingdom of Sexual Fantasy.
The Cavalier is played as The Dildo Prince.